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  <body-html>&lt;p&gt;With this shirt, you never have to say this again&amp;#8230;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;hey! heeey! i&amp;#8217;m at the the bar at in the middle. i&amp;#8217;ve got teh shirt with the thing tehre&amp;#8217;s a red arowwhen are you coming? i&amp;#8217;ve got this shirt on, whith the black&amp;#8230; did you cal me? they;re gonna cut me off man. these grls r wack, lookin at me funy&amp;#8230;&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
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	&lt;li&gt;Available for 21+ only, unless you have a great fake id.&lt;/li&gt;
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	&lt;ul&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Suggested places to wear: 12-step meetings, dislexic conferences, church, world series of beer pong, grandma&amp;#8217;s house, canada, family court.&lt;/li&gt;
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  <title>Im' Durnk T-Shirt</title>
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  <body>With this shirt, you never have to say this again....

&quot;hey! heeey! i'm at the the bar at in the middle. i've got teh shirt with the thing tehre's a red arowwhen are you coming? i've got this shirt on, whith the black... did you cal me? they;re gonna cut me off man. these grls r wack, lookin at me funy...&quot;

* Available for 21+ only, unless you have a great fake id.

** Suggested places to wear: 12-step meetings, dislexic conferences, church, world series of beer pong, grandma's house, canada, family court.</body>
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